The Franklin Mint is proud to present:
The Time Fergie Pissed Herself Onstage
Commemorative
Plate
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The Franklin Mint is fucking THRILLED
to offer our discriminating customers this
hand-crafted decorative platter as a lasting
reminder of one of our clearly declining
nation's defining cultural moments.
O
ften referred to as the "Moon
landing of the mid-2000s,"
the unforgettable moment in July
2005 when pop sensation Fergie
pissed herself onstage while
performing a song called "Let's Get
Retarded" defined a generation.
Cherish this moment for generations.
Add a touch of sophistication to
your dining room, and share your
enthusiasm for history with your
loved ones and passersby.
PLEASE send me this
fucking piss plate!
Yes! It's been a really hard year and I feel like maybe
this piss plate will keep me going for another couple
days at least. I vaguely remember this event. I guess I
assumed it was like that Rod Stewart thing... You
know, where he had all that semen pumped out of his
stomach? Ahhough I'm pretty sure that was just an
unsubstantiated rumor. Do you have a plate for that?
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