Flowchart for prospective STEM
majors
Math
with Bad
Drawings
Engineering
FOR
START
Chemistry
AGAINST
What are your
feelings on Safety?
AMBIVALENT
Chemical
Engineering
GETTING TO BE A
FUSSY PEDANT
Are
you good with things?
Like, physical objects?
Mathematics
Yes
A Handy Guide
to Picking
STEM Majors
What exactly
do you enjoy
about math?
YES MATH,
No MONEY
TROLLING THE
FUSSY PEDANTS
Physics
Do
TO SAVE THE
PLANET
Environmental
Science
No
you
NO MATH, YES MONEY
like math and/or money?
No, NEITHER
Economics
(yes, there's math, but don't
worry; the kids who like it will
go to grad school, leaving the
lucrative jobs for you)
So, why do you
want to major in
a STEM field?
CURIOSITY
YES, BOTH
Do you prefer to
perform overt,
immediate evil, or
slow, indirect evil?
Biology
OVERT
Finance
INDIRECT
Computer
Science
WAIT, I THOUGHT
"STEM" HAD TO DO
WITH PLANTS
