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INTERNET BULLY
Thinks being high IQ gets the
ladies, Puts effort into everything
except doing something about
being socially retarded. is a chad
on the internet
MAGICAL UNICORN THAT IS
ACTUALLY THE NEXT HITLER
Favorite activity is contradicting
themselves. Is nice to random
people in public, but is cold to
loved ones.
09
ANOTHER BRICK IN THE
WALL
Doctors lobotomized
them to remove the
creative part of their
brains. Clicks
buttons.
BEARDS AND TATTOOS
Females of this type have a
beard. Thinks having
unique tattoos makes them
cool, but doesn't have a
personality.
SCHIZOTYPAL PHILOSOPHER
Why have a gf when you can
imagine her? Rich imagination only
thing preventing them from suicide.
Figures how to solve all of his
problems in 2 seconds, doesn't have
the balls to do anything about them.
PLEASE DON'T BULLY
ME
Empathizes with
psychopaths. Thinks self
deprecating humor
attracts the opposite sex.
ONLY THINKS ABOUT DOGS
AND FEELINGS
Thinks being nice is the formula of
social success. Doesn't have any
qualities other than, well, being
nice. Their dog actually thinks
they're boring.
ACTUAL BRAINLET
is not smart enough to
realize they're stupid. Thinks
they're the next soundcloud
rapper because 2 people
liked their mixtape.
RESTING BITCH FACE
Searches for the next short
term gratification they're
going to get because
they're actually dead inside.
Is emotionless because of a
traumatic event where they
didn't win.
PRETENTIOUS IS LEAST
FAVORITE WORD
Thinks they are an
unicorn, is actually
more basic than the
ESFP.
45
ANOTHER BRICK IN THE
WALL 2.0
Was a bully in middle
school later on in
life, becomes smart
enough to realize
they're stupid.
OVERLOAD OF
MASCULINITY
Thinks people will drop
their chins on the floor
because they fucked
1000000 times last year.
Does drugs and smokes
energy drinks
MY LIFE IS A COMEDY
Uses nihilism and humor as
selected methods of dealing with
life. Would shoot a school because
they were bored. is like an
annoying 13 year old and is actually
more lonely than the INTP
16 AND PREGNANT
Thinks raising decibels
equals to humor. Only
talent is beatboxing
when no one wants to
hear it.
13 AND PREGNANT
Thinks they're a diva, plays the
victim card when people tell
them how stupid they are.
Doesn't even know how to
keep their observations to
themselves
WAS PREGNANT BEFORE
HER MOM
Thinks they're quirky
because they watch
pewdiepie. Will laugh
at anything.
